Sunday, November 20, 2005


i havent been thinkin over the past few weeks, lotsa things to discuss, many things happenin, many negatives, few positives.

but i think ill just get in a filler today, bcos my head really hurts...

i received this as a forward and most ppl mite just give it a pass, as did i. But the simple stuff like what u would see here, sound logical and although i just dont have any answers like almost anyone who might read these questions , it just proves a simple point.

Dont try too hard, u wont have all the answers. Its good enuf if u have the questions.

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

3. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

4. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

5. Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

6. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

7. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

8. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

9. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?"Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

10. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

seeya and lemme know if u have any answers...


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